Javed Jaaferi pokes fun at Amit Shah’s ‘coronalogy’ & Trump’s corona worry about ‘Mini Mike’
The most politically correct and incorrect tweets of the day from across the political spectrum.
YIMKUMLA LONGKUMER and FIZA JHA 4 March, 2020 6:39 pm IST
Amit Shah
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New Delhi: Some unusual suspects came out to express their thoughts on Twitter on everything from the 2020 Super Tuesday polls in the US, to the latest instances of hate speech.
Democrat Joe Biden might have emerged as the big winner in the Super Tuesday results, but US President Donald Trump prefers focusing on the biggest loser.
Donald J. Trump
✔
@realDonaldTrump
Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren, other than Mini Mike, was the loser of the night. She didn’t even come close to winning her home state of Massachusetts. Well, now she can just sit back with her husband and have a nice cold beer!
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He also made fun of the man he calls ‘Mini Mike’ using the dreaded coronavirus epidemic as a way to teach him a lesson.
Donald J. Trump
✔
@realDonaldTrump
Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren, other than Mini Mike, was the loser of the night. She didn’t even come close to winning her home state of Massachusetts. Well, now she can just sit back with her husband and have a nice cold beer!
171K
9:05 AM - Mar 4, 2020
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American political scientist Yoshihiro Francis Fukuyama can neither contain his disappointment nor hide his sarcasm about the results.
Francis Fukuyama
✔
@FukuyamaFrancis
Democrats really want to beat @realDonaldTrump.
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Any clue what Congress leader Randeep Singh Surjewala is talking about? No? Never mind…
Randeep Singh Surjewala
✔
@rssurjewala
मोदी जी,
1 US$ = ₹73.08
विपक्ष मे रहते हुए $ के बदले ₹ की गिरती कीमत पर आपने जाने कितने ट्वीट किये, कितने कटाक्ष किए।
आज 15 महीने में ₹ की कीमत सबसे निचले स्तर पर है और आप ट्विटर-ट्विटर खेल रहे हैं।
आपके जुमले अनुसार 1$ के मुकाबले ₹45 कीमत कब होगी?
देश जानना चाहता है!
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The BJP is hell-bent on trying to label other parties with the hate speech label. Here, Amit Malviya gets an `A’ for his efforts.
Amit Malviya
✔
@amitmalviya
Hate speech given by
- Sonia Gandhi (no channel showed her hate filled video)
- Rahul Gandhi
- Priyanka Vadra
- Harsh Mander
- Asaduddin Owaisi
- Waris Pathan
- Ammanatullah Khan
- Shoaib Iqbal
- Umar Khalid
- assorted mullahs, AAP & Congress leaders
responsible for Delhi riots..
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Shiv Sena MP Sanjay Raut is in a rather cryptic mood today…
Sanjay Raut
✔
@rautsanjay61
कुछ रिश्ते दरवाज़े खोल
जाते है
या तो दिल के, या तो
आँखों के.......
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Delhi Police or more precisely DCP South East Delhi issues a ‘sweet warning’ in Big Brother fashion.
DCP South East Delhi
✔
@DCPSEastDelhi
Hey guys!
Not done. You have taken the job of spreading नफ़रत so brazenly.
Rest assured, we are watching you all, and mighty well. While we know some of these are fake IDs, be sure of our capabilities to hunt you down 😎.
Take this as a sweet warning!#DelhiPoliceNailsFake
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9:00 PM - Mar 3, 2020
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And here are four points by author Manu Joseph on why the Citizenship Amendment Act is a big fat mess.
Manu Joseph
@manujosephsan
The amended citizenship act is a dumb piece of legislation considering 1) its language 2) how little it achieves 3) its disproportionate damage, like loss in India's prestige 4) the BJP's global image as evil when it didn't set out to be evil in this regard.
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BJP national spokesperson Meenakshi Lekhi talks facts—what a pleasant change.
Meenakashi Lekhi
✔
@M_Lekhi
Has UNHRC heard of Lautenberg amendment for persecuted groups which grants refugee status in the United States for Jews, Evangelical Christians,Catholics,Orthodox or Baha’is. UNHRC should disclose how many Hindus have been given refugees status from Pak, Afg or Bangladesh? https://twitter.com/utkarsh_aanand/status/1234762828109664258 …
Utkarsh Anand
✔
@utkarsh_aanand
#UNHRC application in the #SupremeCourt minces no words in criticising the #CAA. The plea says #CAA puts Muslim migrants at risk & that the law has issues of reasonableness & objectivity. It also says #CAA may not be in sync with India's commitment to international covenants.
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NDTV’s Prannoy Roy lauds India’s Election Commission of India after watching the way the US makes a hash of voting.
Prannoy Roy
✔
@PrannoyRoyNDTV
After hearing of the terrible voting procedures in the US primaries especially in Texas-with voters standing in queues for 5 hours to cast their vote-I salute our Election Commision and our entire voting system. Especially since we have 100s of millions more voters than the USA
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Bollywood actor Jaaved Jaaferi just took a savage dig at Home Minister Amit Shah.
Jaaved Jaaferi
✔
@jaavedjaaferi
Home Minister's advice on how to tackle the virus: Aap Coronalogy samajhiye
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Ex-Big Boss contestant and son of former BJP union minister Pramod Mahajan, Rahul compares the infamous Hyderabad encounter case with the 16 December convicts.
Rahul Mahajan
✔
@TheRahulMahajan
निर्भया के दोषियों की फाँसी फिर टली, जब अदालत को पता है कि फांसी की सज़ा होने के बावजूद दया याचिका आदि को चुनौती देने का अधिकार है मुजरिम को, तो बार बार डेथ वारंट जारी कर निर्भय के परिवार का मज़ाक़ क्यूँ बनाया जाता है? शायद इसीलिए लोग ‘हैदराबाद वाला इंसाफ़’ पसंद करते हैं।
The most politically correct and incorrect tweets of the day from across the political spectrum.
YIMKUMLA LONGKUMER and FIZA JHA 4 March, 2020 6:39 pm IST
Amit Shah
Home Minister Amit Shah| Representative image | Suraj Singh Bisht | ThePrint
Text Size: A- A+
New Delhi: Some unusual suspects came out to express their thoughts on Twitter on everything from the 2020 Super Tuesday polls in the US, to the latest instances of hate speech.
Democrat Joe Biden might have emerged as the big winner in the Super Tuesday results, but US President Donald Trump prefers focusing on the biggest loser.
Donald J. Trump
✔
@realDonaldTrump
Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren, other than Mini Mike, was the loser of the night. She didn’t even come close to winning her home state of Massachusetts. Well, now she can just sit back with her husband and have a nice cold beer!
171K
9:05 AM - Mar 4, 2020
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54K people are talking about this
He also made fun of the man he calls ‘Mini Mike’ using the dreaded coronavirus epidemic as a way to teach him a lesson.
Donald J. Trump
✔
@realDonaldTrump
Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren, other than Mini Mike, was the loser of the night. She didn’t even come close to winning her home state of Massachusetts. Well, now she can just sit back with her husband and have a nice cold beer!
171K
9:05 AM - Mar 4, 2020
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54K people are talking about this
American political scientist Yoshihiro Francis Fukuyama can neither contain his disappointment nor hide his sarcasm about the results.
Francis Fukuyama
✔
@FukuyamaFrancis
Democrats really want to beat @realDonaldTrump.
287
10:39 AM - Mar 4, 2020
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63 people are talking about this
Any clue what Congress leader Randeep Singh Surjewala is talking about? No? Never mind…
Randeep Singh Surjewala
✔
@rssurjewala
मोदी जी,
1 US$ = ₹73.08
विपक्ष मे रहते हुए $ के बदले ₹ की गिरती कीमत पर आपने जाने कितने ट्वीट किये, कितने कटाक्ष किए।
आज 15 महीने में ₹ की कीमत सबसे निचले स्तर पर है और आप ट्विटर-ट्विटर खेल रहे हैं।
आपके जुमले अनुसार 1$ के मुकाबले ₹45 कीमत कब होगी?
देश जानना चाहता है!
View image on TwitterView image on TwitterView image on TwitterView image on Twitter
3,410
7:11 PM - Mar 3, 2020
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1,517 people are talking about this
The BJP is hell-bent on trying to label other parties with the hate speech label. Here, Amit Malviya gets an `A’ for his efforts.
Amit Malviya
✔
@amitmalviya
Hate speech given by
- Sonia Gandhi (no channel showed her hate filled video)
- Rahul Gandhi
- Priyanka Vadra
- Harsh Mander
- Asaduddin Owaisi
- Waris Pathan
- Ammanatullah Khan
- Shoaib Iqbal
- Umar Khalid
- assorted mullahs, AAP & Congress leaders
responsible for Delhi riots..
16.5K
12:35 PM - Mar 4, 2020
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7,702 people are talking about this
Shiv Sena MP Sanjay Raut is in a rather cryptic mood today…
Sanjay Raut
✔
@rautsanjay61
कुछ रिश्ते दरवाज़े खोल
जाते है
या तो दिल के, या तो
आँखों के.......
15.6K
10:55 AM - Mar 4, 2020
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3,234 people are talking about this
Delhi Police or more precisely DCP South East Delhi issues a ‘sweet warning’ in Big Brother fashion.
DCP South East Delhi
✔
@DCPSEastDelhi
Hey guys!
Not done. You have taken the job of spreading नफ़रत so brazenly.
Rest assured, we are watching you all, and mighty well. While we know some of these are fake IDs, be sure of our capabilities to hunt you down 😎.
Take this as a sweet warning!#DelhiPoliceNailsFake
8,560
9:00 PM - Mar 3, 2020
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2,963 people are talking about this
And here are four points by author Manu Joseph on why the Citizenship Amendment Act is a big fat mess.
Manu Joseph
@manujosephsan
The amended citizenship act is a dumb piece of legislation considering 1) its language 2) how little it achieves 3) its disproportionate damage, like loss in India's prestige 4) the BJP's global image as evil when it didn't set out to be evil in this regard.
745
9:07 AM - Mar 4, 2020
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291 people are talking about this
BJP national spokesperson Meenakshi Lekhi talks facts—what a pleasant change.
Meenakashi Lekhi
✔
@M_Lekhi
Has UNHRC heard of Lautenberg amendment for persecuted groups which grants refugee status in the United States for Jews, Evangelical Christians,Catholics,Orthodox or Baha’is. UNHRC should disclose how many Hindus have been given refugees status from Pak, Afg or Bangladesh? https://twitter.com/utkarsh_aanand/status/1234762828109664258 …
Utkarsh Anand
✔
@utkarsh_aanand
#UNHRC application in the #SupremeCourt minces no words in criticising the #CAA. The plea says #CAA puts Muslim migrants at risk & that the law has issues of reasonableness & objectivity. It also says #CAA may not be in sync with India's commitment to international covenants.
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1,462
10:16 PM - Mar 3, 2020
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800 people are talking about this
NDTV’s Prannoy Roy lauds India’s Election Commission of India after watching the way the US makes a hash of voting.
Prannoy Roy
✔
@PrannoyRoyNDTV
After hearing of the terrible voting procedures in the US primaries especially in Texas-with voters standing in queues for 5 hours to cast their vote-I salute our Election Commision and our entire voting system. Especially since we have 100s of millions more voters than the USA
9,807
12:19 PM - Mar 4, 2020
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1,737 people are talking about this
Bollywood actor Jaaved Jaaferi just took a savage dig at Home Minister Amit Shah.
Jaaved Jaaferi
✔
@jaavedjaaferi
Home Minister's advice on how to tackle the virus: Aap Coronalogy samajhiye
2,643
11:53 AM - Mar 4, 2020
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396 people are talking about this
Ex-Big Boss contestant and son of former BJP union minister Pramod Mahajan, Rahul compares the infamous Hyderabad encounter case with the 16 December convicts.
Rahul Mahajan
✔
@TheRahulMahajan
निर्भया के दोषियों की फाँसी फिर टली, जब अदालत को पता है कि फांसी की सज़ा होने के बावजूद दया याचिका आदि को चुनौती देने का अधिकार है मुजरिम को, तो बार बार डेथ वारंट जारी कर निर्भय के परिवार का मज़ाक़ क्यूँ बनाया जाता है? शायद इसीलिए लोग ‘हैदराबाद वाला इंसाफ़’ पसंद करते हैं।
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